Great Scott, the Future Boy Save the Dates pack a lot of punch, like Plutonium! But without the radiation (we think)!
We’re writing this description in the hopes that it will find you, safe and sound and ready to be married, in the year 2013. If our calculations are correct, the last thing you thought before coming to this page was hopefully “Hey, we need some cool retro Save the Dates.” If that is indeed the case, we’ve prepared a design for you in the hopes that your future wedding will go according to plan.
If it’s not, then it’s possible we’ve created a paradox that could destroy the fabric of the entire universe, in which case this whole letter is pointless.
Anyway, the Future Boy Save the Dates are a great way to ensure any traveling guests will be “back in time” for your wedding, and the best part is that you won’t need to pay 1.21 Gigabucks to get them sent your way.